If Found

Ever since the kids were little, I’ve never gone to the trouble of pairing the socks that come out of the dryer. That’s because the kids always blindly reached into their sock drawer, grabbed two, and put them on.  I don’t believe they have ever worn a pair of matching socks. So it was never a big deal to me if a sock went missing, and there was the added benefit that it saved me time folding the laundry.

This, however, is another matter:

And, before you ask – No, no one is missing a right limb.